Hitman – Absolution
Submitted by: C.A.
Ice cream truck assassination:
In the “End Of The Road” mission, when Agent 47 must kill his target in the arid desert,
there is an alternate way to kill him. Instead of shooting him, walk toward the five
vultures nearby to scare them off. They will then be near or on the rusty old car and the
fallen dead tree, as well as one right beside the grave. All five birds should then fly
into the sky and circle the area. Grab the sniper rifle from Agent 47’s car trunk, and
shoot the three vultures in the sky to your right (from the car, looking toward the grave),
then shoot the next bird slightly to the left (about the center of the screen), and finally
shoot the last bird on the left. If done correctly, the target will slowly walk to a certain
spot, and an ice cream truck will speed by, hitting and killing the target.
In the “Hunter And Hunted” mission, look for a man waiting in a dead-end alley. Knock the
guy out, and put his body in the dumpster to find a chipmunk mascot costume on the ground
that can be used as a disguise.
Pot Smoking Disco Cops Easter Egg:
Load the “Run For Your Life – Shangri-La Drugbust” mission. Make your way through the pot
fields, and sneak past the two cops talking. Then, turn left and then right, and go into
the back door. Activate the DJ radio, and the cops will start smoking pot and dancing.
Kane and Lynch references:
* The two playable characters from Kane & Lynch make appearances in this game, one during
“Welcome to Hope – Great Balls of Fire” mission which is hard to miss; head into the bar to
find Kane standing about. You can even drag him into a barfight if you want to get physical
with the patrons here.
* You can spot Kane again during the “Holding Cells – Skurky’s Law” mission. Head into the
sub-basement to the enter the vent. While you’re making your way through the vent, peek
through the grate.
* Lynch can be found in the outdoor gun range during “Birdie’s Gift – Gun Shop” mission.
* Another cameo is less obvious to find. During the “Dexter Industries – Factory Compound”
mission, you’ll eventually be in the Enter Industries building. Look for a nuke hanging
from the ceiling here and shoot its very tip. This will trigger the hidden “Atomic Suntan”
Game Over cutscene featuring Kane and Lynch; be sure to save your progress before trying
Stripper in Sniper Challenge:
Shoot the items on the bench, next to the pool and on top of the bear in Sniper Challenge to
get a stripper to appear in a window of the building.
Dirty Dogs Easter Egg:
During the “Shaving Lenny – Streets of hope” mission, eliminate the first two targets and then
return to the door that was locked. Unlock the door, then in the new area walk straight until
you reach a dog cage with two dogs in the middle of some very frisky business.